请英文高手翻译下下面的那些话 谢谢 意思要求全部一样。 你出发之后 ，我在车站望着离去的客 想做英语翻译要考什么证？

You set out at the station, I looked at the departure bus disappear from my eyes, tears streaming down imperceptibly!
After you left, always think of you, I often ask myself, why love you?
Again and again, but he couldn't find an answer.
Just know, without you, everything becomes meaningless,
Not in the mood to work, after work at the room your clothes do not want to move, even like to listen to music is to listen to my heart irritability.
I often ask, you are good to me?
I feel all right, you help me to wash clothes, but slightly with me for your good than, you to me that a little better, not worth mentioning.
Maybe I silently pays, actually does not have too many demands on you, make you imperceptibly forget!
Forget each other, love is two people need to pay.
Although I didn't give you want comfort, I do not know how to, say not to export, in my efforts to learn to! But I also need you to leave my reluctant heart care, need your words touch my mind, because you know.
Your cold is like a knife, so easy to take to my heart tingling.
The ravages of time and time again with the broken heart,
Let this not fat I, tortured thinner.
Do not know you had and now I look,
Your cold heart whether there will be a trace of pain and guilt.
Or am I alive really never alerted to your heart?
Always in the heart when thinking of you, can't help to give you the information, but when information is delivered and I regret it,
Every time I make a long message, and you back to me is always a word, two words does not exceed 10 words.
You always love to go back or not, or silence.
Let the waiting for a heart as the center point, from cool to the scalp, from cool to the feet.
How I wish at some point, not lightly in the mobile phone to see the show your name,
Even just once, let me know you will think of me sometimes, but the fact that, you really...
Really want to leave this sad place, sublet the house!
But the heart of hearts and a trace of do not want to, I know, it is because you and I have lived in this house is my most love, love to live, the heart does not abandon!
Want to find someone to replace you, my heart my eyes, are not anyone, you know, it is because you are still there, occupy always be there!
How I wish I could forget you, but you always stubborn occupies the most important position in my heart.
So only the helpless let tears continued to flow, heart to pain.
Every day without you, I always feel lonely in love with you!
Every time when the dead of night, lonely always as the shadow follows the form,
The missing pain impact on every nerve in my body.
You never had a broken heart, so you will not understand my sadness,
Give you don't like me, so you won't feel the love a person suffering.
You don't like me so love a person,
So you will not understand the kind of love, can not forget the pain.
I imagine you to me like that to you, but I can not do!
When a second erase you from my memory,
One can not help from the thoughts of you,
I know, I always live in the memories, I know, I always miss the past days when we were together,
I know, forget that you just have to forget.
I know, but I just couldn't do it.
Colleagues do not understand, only know as love. Say that I do not deserve, stupid! Nothing is impossible to overcome.
Not worth loving you, not worth you so much heartache.
They advised me to give up, I really want to give up that I deeply, love, crazy love you.
Cute before, hurt, pain, cry, sad,
So what, really loved, it is difficult to give up.
In this game of emotion, perhaps really only is I a person in a one-man show, and you're just a bystander.
You control everything, ready to walk out, want to leave and leave,
But I was already caught them, unable to extricate themselves.
So love you why? I have no idea.
Perhaps, really love a person is no reason,
Just because of the unfortunate love.
I love you, this is my disaster.
Whether bitter sorrow decreed by fate, I have this situation!
So I decided to use three years to wait for you!

这都可以算语文作文了吧。。。

中文搞笑英语翻译~

常见搞笑翻译如下：
1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
2、Open water room. 开水间。
3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知。
4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足
5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放
6、go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
7、as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！
8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
9、you me you me 彼此彼此
10、seven up eight down 七上八下
11、love who who 爱谁谁
12、no three no four不三不四
13、morning three night four 朝三暮四
14、red face konw me 红颜知己
15、ten three point 十三点
16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
17、You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
18、You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？

拓展资料
1、英汉翻译时不能英汉直译，以免造成上面的笑话。
2、翻译是在准确、通顺的基础上，把一种语言信息转变成另一种语言信息的行为。翻译是将一种相对陌生的表达方式，转换成相对熟悉的表达方式的过程。其内容有语言、文字、图形、符号和视频翻译。

1、可以参加“翻译专业资格证书”的考试。是由人力资源和社会保障部、中国外文出版发行事业局、外国专家局组织的资格考试。
2、翻译专业资格水平考试，分为以下几种，选择考取哪一种资格，要看考生本人的工作需要。
（1）一级笔译考试，科目为《笔译实务》1个科目。
（2）一级口译考试，科目为《口译实务》1个科目。
（3）二、三级笔译考试，均设《笔译综合能力》和《笔译实务》2个科目。
（4）二、三级口译考试，均设《口译综合能力》和《口译实务》2个科目，其中二级口译考试《口译实务》科目分设“交替传译”和“同声传译”2个专业类别。
（5）资深翻译尚未实施考试。
3、报名办法：
翻译考试实行网上、现场报名结合方式，报考人员需在规定时间内，在指定网站或现场填写并提交报名信息。报名网址登录人事考试中心_报名入口。
4、报名费用：
考生在规定时间内进行缴费。具体费用安排详见各省(区、市)有关文件。

扩展资料：
考试相关信息介绍：
1、2018年度全国翻译专业资格(水平)考试：
（1）上半年于5月19、20日举行。
（2）下半年于11月3、4日举行。
2、考试的语种、级别及时间：
（1）分别是英、日、法、阿拉伯、俄、德、西班牙语等语种。
（2）四个等级，即：资深翻译、一级翻译、二级翻译、三级翻译。
（3）上半年考试语种，为英、日、法、阿拉伯语。
（4）下半年考试语种，为英、俄、德、西语。
（5）其中英语一级只在上半年举行。
参考资料：人事考试中心_翻译专业资格(水平)考试