急需初中5人10分钟英语幽默话剧（附翻译），一天之内！ 急求英语5人话剧，10分钟左右，成语故事。要英语原文和翻译。...
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：
T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精
B1：B变成的村姑
B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………
（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk
on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some
food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)
音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(
泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)
（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）
《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）
You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住
T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)
（音乐响）
《敢问路在何方》
（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
公园记
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。B:Get away,get away,dirty man.（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生。A:Sir,sir!!（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
A：可……先生……您听我说…… A:But....sir....please listen to me.....（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
（与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。）
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?（A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。）
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in English......
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
E：是啊，是啊。E:Yes,yes.（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。C:Ai,men is so silly.The chairs were fooled by them too.
适合五个中学生演的搞笑英语话剧有中文翻译十分钟之内~
convicts, fifty soldiers, thirty in ship’s
剧名：骗子
5人 Actors:
Tavern Keepe:(男主角)
Young Man
Keeper's Wife(女主角)
Young Man
Old Man
Summary:
从前，有一个小酒馆。旅行者和猎人都会在这里把银条兑换成铜币，并且吃一些食物。这个酒馆的老板和他的妻子非常的贪婪。他们总是总是在交易中耍手段，并且欺骗顾客。有一天，他们像往常一样欺骗了一个老人，他们很开心，以为自己得到了一大笔财富。在他们惊喜的时候，一个年轻人偷偷的笑了起来。说道：“看起来这次被欺骗的是你们。”他告诉老板夫妇，这些银条诱惑他们上当了，这个老人是一个老骗子，常年从事银条的欺骗行当。怎么会这样？一个精明的商人竟然被一个老头给骗了。
Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usual. They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. To their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!
Narrator（解说员）:
Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.
One day~
Scene I
(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)
Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.
Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.
Hunter 1: Let's eat.
Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too.
Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!
Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.
Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay?
T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.
Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.
T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.
Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.
(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs and
orders some food before checking out.)
O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?
T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.
O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!
T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!
(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)
Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?
O.M.: Fine. And you?
Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.
T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting.
Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please take this.
O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?
Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business.
(The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)
O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips.
T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?
K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.
T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)
Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.
Your son
O.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.
K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.
T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us.
K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.
O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.
K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.
(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)
K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.
T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.
Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.
T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?
K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh I
T.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?
Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...
T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingo
Y.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.
T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.
Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.
T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.
Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple...
T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.
Y.M. 2: That's a deal.
Hunter 1: Let's go with him.
K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them
(Most of the customers go along.)
Scene II
(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)
T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.
O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.
(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)
T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.
O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.
T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.
O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.
T.K.: Let me show to you.
(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)
O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.
T.K.: I I this this...
Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out.
(Light dims out)
Scene III
(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)
K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you?
T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.
K.W.: What happened, my dear?
T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.
(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)
K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset!
T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man.
K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.
T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,
K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me?
T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet.
K.W.: (dismally) You! You!
(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.)
O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.
T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?
O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a god and both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people.
(Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)
T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.
K.W.: Yes! Me too!
Scene IV
Traveler 4: May I get my bill?
T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service?
Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.
T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.
Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.
T.K.: Goodbye.
Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.
The End
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