搞笑的英语爱情短句
1.最经典英语爱情句子
英语爱情名言 1、love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. 爱就像一场战争，开战容易停火难。
2、Love opens your chest and opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. 爱扒开你的胸膛，掏出你的心脏，有人就乘机侵入你的心胸把你搞得一团糟。 3、Does God punish or reward us with love？ 爱，是上帝用来惩罚我们的还是奖赏我们的呢？ 4、Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. 爱你的邻家女孩吧，但注意不要被逮着了。
5、I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation. 我喜爱这样的一只手，它的力度让我有几分感觉的手。 6、The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. 珍爱一切的好办法是：意识到你可能会失去它。
7、Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. 爱就像是握在手里的水银，把手指张开，它好好的呆在那里，要是你紧紧抓着，它反而溜走了。 8、If you judge people, you have no time to love them. 老是审视别人的话，你就腾不出时间去爱他们了。
9、A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. 极其微弱的一线希望就足以点燃爱的火花。 10、At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. 一谈到爱，每个人都变成了一位诗人。
11、Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect. 有时候，最适合你的人恰恰是你最没有想到的人。 12、How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. 我是多么幸运啊，拥有一样东西让我的“再见”迟迟说不出口。
13、The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special for them; there ought to be as many for love！ 爱斯基摩人有52个分别表示“雪”的词语，因为雪在他们的生活中太重要了；我们也应该有这么多表达“爱”的词语啊！ 14、If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me. 如果世上真的不存在两方对等的爱，就让付出更多的一方是我吧。 15、When two eyes meet and hold strongly, they are bound to meet again. 当两眼相遇久久凝视，这两双眼睛注定将会再一次相遇。
16、I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 我喜欢成家，拥有一个在自己的余生中特别想去得罪的人，这不是一件很美好的事情吗？ 17、Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 爱不是把地球变圆，爱是让环球旅行有价值。 18、To love is to be vulnerable. 去爱一个人就是把自己变得特别脆弱。
19、Love at first sight never happens before breakfast. 一见钟情的爱从来不会发生在饥肠辘辘的早餐以前。 20、To love is not to look at one another, but to look together in the same direction. 相爱不是你看我我看你，而是一起朝着相同的方向望去。
2.求很搞笑的英文个性语录
1 我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美. No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world. 2 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言 Love is a carefully designed lie. 3 承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见 Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover. 4 凋谢是真实的 盛开只是一种过去 Fading is true while flowering is past 5 为什么幸福总是擦肩而过，偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我. Why I have never catched the happiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of。
6 如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了 If you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars 7 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见 If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered . 8 宁愿笑著流泪，也不哭著说后悔 心碎了，还需再补吗？ I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 9 天空没有翅膀的痕迹，而鸟儿已飞过 There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away. 10 当香烟爱上火柴时，就注定受到伤害 When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt 11 人活着 总是要得罪一些人的 就要看那些人是否值得得罪 When alive ,we may probably offend some people.However, we must think about whether they are deserved offended. 12 命里有时终需有 命里无时莫强求 You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life. 13 没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁. No one indebted for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others. 14 永远不是一种距离，而是一种决定。 Eternity is not / a distance but a decision. 15 在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂 Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell 16 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹 Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 17 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 18 假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 19 有了你，我迷失了自我；失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 20 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 21 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。 Look into my eyes you will see what you mean to me. 22 距离使两颗心靠得更近。
Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 23 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。 If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 24 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 25 因为你，我懂得了爱。 If I know what love is, it is because of you. 26 爱情是生活最好的提神剂。
Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 27 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。 The darkness is no darkness with thee. 28 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 28 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。 There is no remedy for love but to love more. 30 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。
When love is not madness, it is not love. 31 有爱的心永远年轻。 A heart that loves is always young. 32 爱情就像月亮，不增则减。
Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 33 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 The soul cannot live without love. 34 生命虽短，爱却绵长。
Brief is life, but love is long. 35 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 36 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。
Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 37 我的爱与你同在。 My heart is with you. 38 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！ I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet! 39 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
I'll think of you every step of the way. 40 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 41 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。 Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 42 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 43 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。 Every day without you is like a book without pages. 44 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出 Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 45 爱是一盏永[url= /]QQ分组[/url]不昏暗的明灯。
Love is a light that never dims. 。
3.有趣搞笑的英语句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，
忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
4.最经典的英语爱情句子
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有.
5.求经典英语的爱情句子
Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 距离使两颗心靠得更近。 Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you. 在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。
To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world. 对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。 I am on my way to future,where you are there. 我要去 有你的未来。
6.最经典英语爱情句子
1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。
It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。
2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。
Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend a
long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears。
3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？
Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?
4、我要幸福的昏倒了！
I am too happy to stand faint!
5、月亮代表我的心！
The moonlight stands for my heart!
6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！
How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!
7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！
You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。
8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他
A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.
9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。
Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.
爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。
7.有关情侣或夫妻间“爱”的搞笑的英文短句
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
尽管女人是天使，但婚姻却是魔鬼。
Though women are angels,yet wedlock′s the devil.
8.最经典英语爱情句子
1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。
It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。
Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend along hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears。3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?4、我要幸福的昏倒了！I am too happy to stand faint!5、月亮代表我的心！The moonlight stands for my heart!6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。
8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。
Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。
9.搞笑的英语句子
1、When two's company, three's the result！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
14、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours！“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
17、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。18、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。
10.求一些很经典的英文话（爱情的）
Love Can Last Forever.爱能持续到永远。
You come to love not by finding the perfect person,but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.爱一个人，并非因为你发现她完美，而是因为他的不完美在你的眼中很完美。Being in Love.感受爱The worst part of life is waiting.The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.生活中最痛苦的事莫过于等待。
然而最美好的事是拥有值得等待的人。
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答：英语爱情短句 1、有些人注定是要爱着彼此的,时间和心没有关系! Some people are destined to love each other. Time and heart have nothing to do patible demeanor. Just because I care too much. Everyone knoher you cook a pot of our future . 31、我不管你爱不爱我,但我的心,永远有一个空白的...
浪漫爱情英语短句
答：浪漫爱情短句子 1、50亿人,偏偏爱上你。 2、爱情,如果可以,我真想和你一直旅行。 3、爱上一个人需要多久?只要一瞬间。 4、安详的爱,如同无浪的海滩,我要的只是受在你的身边。 5、春日游,杏花吹满头,陌上谁家年少足风流。 6、到哪里找那么好的人,配得上我明明白白的青春。 7、对不起,我爱你。 8、感...
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答：爱情英文短句1、不是我不懂你，是因为我还爱你。IsnotthatIdon'tunderstandyou,becauseIstillloveyou.2、女人，恋爱的时候，就像，与世隔绝般。Women,love,like,isolated3、无论多好的望远镜，也望不到幸福边缘。Nomatterhowgoodthetelescope,cannotseetheedgeofhappiness.4、我想有一天，你在做饭，我在...
爱情英语唯美小短句
答：1、两颗相爱的心之间不需要言语。No words are necessary between two loving hearts.2、爱情不是全部，生活才是全部，你才是全部。Love is not all, life is all, you are all.3、世界上，每个人都很贱，只是方式不同。In the world, everyone is cheap, but the way is different.4、你算...
关于爱情英语短句
答：英语爱情短句 1、有些人注定是要爱着彼此的，时间和心没有关系！ Some people are destined to love each other. Time and heart have nothing to do patible demeanor. Just because I care too much. Everyone knoher you cook a pot of our future . 31、我不管你爱不爱我，但我...
