急求1个英语小故事 要有人物对话 短点的幽默点的 大概2分钟左右要带翻译的 跪求一个英语小故事，其中要有四个人物（必须），而且必须有丰富...

It was Sunday. I never get up early on Sundays. I sometimes stay in bed until lunchtime. Last Sunday I got up very late. I looked out of the window. It was dark outside. 'What a day!' I thought. 'It's raining again.' Just then, the telephone rang. It was my aunt Lucy. 'I've just arrived by train,' she said. 'I'm coming to see you.'
'But I'm still having breakfast,' I said.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm having breakfast,' I repeated.
'Dear me,' she said. 'Do you always get up so late? It's one o'clock!'

那是个星期天，而在星期天我是从来不早起的，有时我要一直躺到吃午饭的时候。上个星期天，我起得很晚。我望望窗外，外面一片昏暗。“糟糕天气！”我想，“又下雨了。”正在这时，电话铃响了。是我姑母露西打来的。“我刚下火车，”她说，“我这就来看你。”
“但我还在吃早饭，”我说。
“你在干什么？”她问道。
“我正在吃早饭，”我又说了一遍。
“天啊，”她说，“你总是起得这么晚吗？现在已经1点钟了！”

1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。
2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！

Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".

班和笨驴

　　格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
　　一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
　　后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驴)。

A：Congratulations,sir.you've got the first prize in our online game.May I have your name ,please?
(恭喜你获得了电话游戏一等奖，请告诉我你的名字）

B:Are you kidding?
（真的么？误：你是凯丁么？）

A：KATING（凯丁）?OH,sorry,I 'm not,and I can't tell you my name either,but my serve number is 002.And your name please?
（凯丁?我不是，抱歉我也不能告诉您我的名字，我的服务号码是002.您的名字是？）

B: Don't make fool of me,I'm serious.
（别玩儿我，我是认真的。（误，我是希尔瑞斯）

A:Sirius ？WOW~the name same as Harry Potter's God father!And are you Black too?
（希尔瑞斯？天啊，和哈利波特的教父的名字一样。您也叫布莱克么？（误：你是黑人么？

B:No way!I'm white!
（不，我是白人）

小故事大道理(要有人物对话)~

国王和车夫从前，郭国的国君出逃在外，他对为他驾车的人说：“我渴了，想喝水。”车夫把清酒献上。他又说：“我饿了，想吃东西。”车夫又拿来干粮。
　　国君问：“你是怎么找到这些东西的？”
　　车夫回答：“我储存的。”
　　国君又问：“你为什么要储存这些东西？”
　　车夫答道：“是为了让你在逃亡的路上充饥解渴用的。”
　　国君问：“你知道我将要出逃？”
　　车夫说：“是的。”
　　“那你为什么不事先提醒我呢？”
　　车夫回答说：“因为你喜欢别人说奉承话，讨厌人家说真话，我想过规劝你，又怕自己比郭国灭亡得更早。”
　　国君一听变了脸色，生气地问：“我落到今天的地步，到底是为什么呢？”
　　车夫见状，连忙转变话题：“你流落在外，那是因为你太有德了。”
　　国君听后又问：“我既是有德之人，却要逃离国家，流落在外，这是为什么呢？”
　　车夫回答说：“天下没有有德的人，只有你一个人有德，所以才出逃在外啊！”
　　国君听后，忘了自己是在逃难，十分高兴，就趴在车前横木上说：“哎呀，有德之人怎么受这等苦哇！”他枕着车夫的腿睡着了。
　　车夫用干粮垫在国君头下，自己悄悄地走了。后来，国君死在田野里，被虎狼吃掉了。
　　国君在穷途末路之时，仍不能体会对自己忠心耿耿的车夫的一片赤诚之心，仍改不了喜欢听奉承话的毛病，其失败为必然。

Once upon a HouYi time, a man named Hou Yi, he has a beautiful wife named Chang'e. One day, he became hunting, met the Queen Mother, the first to seek immortality, the dose of immortality, we will be able to immediately immortal. When Ho was reluctant wife put in the possession of immortality underneath his pillow. Three days later, he became hunting again. She was not taking advantage of Hou Yi, immortality Tundao the stomach and immediately flew to the Moon became cents.

2.守株待兔Warring States, Song of a farmer, and every day when he went to the fields to work hard to maintain family life. One day, which seems to be quite the same to the farmers working in the fields when I saw a rabbit ran very fast. Immediately after darting out from the bushes, they were careful not to call of the head and knocked down at the field. "Look! How such a thing? I am really lucky. If such kind of a daily basis, presented by the rabbit, harvest more than a plow? busy busy work in the fields but also incomplete. It is much easier ah rabbit found in the tree? "The farmer confidence in, it picked up the rabbit went home. From then on, which farmers do not plow the fields, the daily sat on the edge of the large trees, plane trees waiting for the rabbit to suicide. One day weeks later, and did not wait for a rabbit, but that the farmer did not throw in the towel. Every day, I sat in trees or. "Hmm! I do not believe that! Not so today, tomorrow, always wait! "Over several months, it did not pick up the rabbit. Description of the shadow never even rabbits! It plots the farmers, but also because it's been so long without farming, are lying fallow